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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?
thank you once again
AH WHEN WILL THEY END
EVEN MORE OMFG
I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol
It’s like you didn’t even try
by far my favorite response to this post so far
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck